"Within minutes, I become an atheist."

At the end of both "The Big Bang Theory" and "Two and a Half Men," the Chuck Lorre vanity card flashes on the screen. Until I started recording "The Big Bang Theory," I had never actually read them because the writing's pretty tiny and it goes by really quickly. But having it recorded makes a difference because I can pause it and actually read them. They definitely tend to amuse me. It is also enjoyable that there is a website that has past Vanity cards posted.